Harry Potter has returned for Eighth Year with a new lease on life, ready for a fresh start.
What he gets instead, however, is Draco Malfoy.
Why is it always Malfoy, and WHY does he keep calling Harry his bloody boyfriend?
Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years.
Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly
falling in love with the memories he collects.
A process is recursive when it defines or contains itself; e.g., the Fibonacci sequence,
which determines the next number as the sum of the previous two.
But not all recursive processes are mathematical. Recursion can happen in a temporal
context when, for instance, the powerful magical force that is true love drags you back
in time so it can create itself, endangering the fate of the
Wizarding World—not to mention the very fabric of space and time—along the way.
Draco wears his white blond hair long, just like his father.
Harry meets him at Madam Malkin’s shop, thinks he’s a very pretty girl, and instantly has a crush.
Draco Malfoy is not a girl. In fact, no one in this fic is gender-swapped.
Harry’s just really bad at picking up gender cues in the wizarding world.
Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch.
A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise.
Harry does not like Draco Malfoy, not even one bit. Never did and never will. That is, until he finds himself married to him.
After a string of failed relationships and a Witch Weekly article that proclaims anyone who has dated over twenty people is more
likely to end up alone, Draco decides enough is enough. There must’ve been someone in his past who he missed a connection
with, so there’s only one thing for it. Hunt down all of his exes and find The One.
What he didn't account for was Harry Potter coming along for the ride.
It has been twenty years since Harry went into the forest to die but after he gets injured in an impromptu quidditch game, he can't
remember anything past that night. Waking up married to Draco Malfoy is the last thing he would have expected.
Or, Harry gets amnesia, Teddy and Scorpius have to deal with their godfathers/parents, and Draco always knew the life he has
now was too good to be true.
Things used to happen to Harry all the time. Nothing seems to happen anymore.
Then Ginny leaves him, and Draco Malfoy tells him that they need to convince the entire Wizarding World that they’re madly in love with each other.
Being sensible is tempting, but really, there’s no choice in the matter.
After all, he thinks that he’s rather overdue another adventure.
“Ugh,” Harry’s stomach grumbled, “Do you serve food?”
Her expression turned immediately apologetic, “We do, but unfortunately reservations are required,”
“Potter? Is that you?” Harry turned to look over his shoulder and froze.
Approaching him, a polite frown on his brow, was Draco Malfoy.
He’d always stood a few inches taller than Harry, but he suddenly seemed exceptionally tall and regal in his baby pink, velvet suit
jacket, his smart black trousers and his crisp white shirt and matching white bow tie. His hair, though cut short at the sides and
around the back, was longer and coifed back stylishly at the top. Did he… did he find Malfoy attractive?
Oh. Oh, Merlin no.
Harry would never have believed the difference that just one long weekend could make.
"Everyone's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again,
Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.
After Draco Malfoy suffers an attack from a dangerous beast (Buckbeak) and is prohibited from playing until his arm gets better,
he is reduced to a commentator, which means he can now comment on each of Harry Potter's quidditch blunders for the entire
school to hear.
Starring Draco Malfoy, a very-not-biased quidditch commentator, and Harry Potter, a very-not-good flirt.